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None Of This Is Cake

You Need A Pet Portrait.

Step 1: Decide what medium you would like your portrait to be- a Watercolor painting or a Fused/Stained Glass piece. 

Watercolor Painting

Hybrid Fused & Stained Glass suncatcher

Hybrid Fused & Stained Glass suncatcher

Cinnamon the Dachshund watercolor painting

Original watercolor paintings on premium cold press paper with premium lightfast watercolor paint made by Beam Paints, an indigenous women-owned company. Contact me to create your original work of art! 

Hybrid Fused & Stained Glass suncatcher

Hybrid Fused & Stained Glass suncatcher

Hybrid Fused & Stained Glass suncatcher

Abe hybrid fused/stained glass piece using his dog tag.

Custom pattern drawn from your animals photo and created in their likeness using a combination of glass paint, fused, and stained glass. Fine details are kiln-fired and can not be scratched or rubbed off.  Make it extra special by including your pets tag. 

Watercolor Pet Portrait Gallery

Cinnamon. Full body, splatter background

    Watercolor Pet Portraits Ordering Information

    Once you have viewed the Pricing and Information sheet below, please contact me at NoneOfThisIsCake@gmail.com to place your order!

    Download PDF

    Glass Pet Portrait Information

    Once you have viewed the Pricing and Information sheet below, please contact me at NoneOfThisIsCake@gmail.com to place your order!

    Download PDF

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Please reach us at noneofthisiscake@gmail.com if you cannot find an answer to your question.

    Absolutely! The sizes listed are just the most common. Please contact me to set up your custom pet portrait at the size you'd like!

    Turnaround time is usually within 2-4 weeks. Times can vary depending on my work load at the time.  If you need your piece before a certain date, please communicate that to me prior to ordering so I can make sure it will get to you on time! 

    Maybe! Depending on my work load at the time, it's possible that I can get you your painting in less than 2 weeks.  Please contact me to place a rush order. 

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